from the album: live@home

Well, this will be the hidden track. 
I call it a poem for all parents

So you found out little Susie's on the pill
And for you she left the bill

Little Tony is playing with Grandma
It keeps him away from the gang wars

Little baby's on drugs
It kept her from posing for porno mags

You caught little Johnny in bed with his best friend
At least he won't come home pregnant

Little Brian drank the cat and gave the rest to Satan
He claims I found religion

Don't you worry, it's only a phase now
Some snap out of it quickly
Others manage to survive